2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

cumsquats:

i wish i was a crouton

hungarian:

*takes a nap* who am i

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled